Spotted in Rincolisky Harbour.
THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove
Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
This isn't even a person.
It's a spirit that's taken the shape of a human.