Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
So to get to 51% of the electorate the Republicans are going to have to pull some votes from previously offended demographics.
the greatest part of yesterdays episode. now wheres the womens part?
She kills it every single time on that show. Every. Single. Time.
I don’t really like talking about American politics, but…
The year is 2060.
It’s no longer Thanksgiving. It’s pre-Christmas.
People buy Christmas trees in April.
All children by age 8 are required to work in Toy Shops.
People begin worshipping Santa.
Macys joins the Illuminati and together take over the government.
Furbies and Talking Elmo’s grow minds of their own and murder the masses.
We are doomed.
And now, the weather.